subspace-sahara:

revgrlutena:

thehipsterwhisperer:

Please look at this seed art at the Minnesota state fair. I’m.

My mind went from “huh- plant your seed is a bit sexual” to “HOLY CRAP IS THAT A CHICK LAYING WITH AN OPEN SHIRT ON A BEAR SKIN RUG IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE?!?!” Pretty quick. It’s not everyday you see cleavage rendered in beans.

I SAW THIS TOO. it was made by a 7th grader.

WHAT AM I MISSING?!?!???

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fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.

Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

(Source: multipack)

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thecornettotrilogy:

"What’s the matter? Never taken a shortcut before?"

Art: Lissa Treiman

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza)

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timelapse 

(Source: woodland-gnome)

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maerincerise:

date someone who you’re comfortable eating a burrito in front of

(Source: sadmomhair)

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butterfly-being:

limitlesscorrosion:

tibets:

THIS IS A NATURALLY OCCURRING METAL WHAT

This is a pure bismuth crystal. The heaviest element that is not radioactive (ok technically it is but it’s half life is like 9 orders of magnitude older than the universe so it really doesn’t count.) Probably my favourite crystal structure, even if you forget the colour. Surprisingly, bismuth is also super-not-toxic. You can actually eat the stuff and it’s often in indigestion remedies. Fascinating element, all round.

always reblog bismuth

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otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

(Source: otomoved)

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owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

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